Look at this, I’m titty-fucking your mother!
Wow, that’s quite the attention-catching headline, isn’t it? No need to be cynical, however; there’s more to this than just another of my lame attempts to attract a few more eyeballs. Well, a little more.
From the Michael Scott file at The Herald Sun:
NSW police minister Matt Brown admits he made a mistake when he behaved in a manner “not befitting a minister” during a party at his office.
Mr. Brown was forced to resign after he was caught out in a lie about dancing around his office in his underwear during the party.
But he denied allegations that he straddled the breasts of Wollongong MP Noreen Hay at the party, and called out to her daughter, “Look at this, I’m titty-fucking your mother!”
It’s hard not to feel at least a little sympathy for Mr. Brown. Afterall, who hasn’t stripped down to their skivvies and dry-humped random Australian MPs? This kind of thing happens to all of us from time to time, so please, take it easy on the poor fella.
Then again, I don’t live in Australia, so maybe incidents like these are really, really embarrassing. Having said that, part of me wishes that our public servants here in Canada could be even half this lively. Especially now that there’s another election upon us…
Behold the birth of the next great internet catchphrase.
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In America, this is standard behavior for our Clergy. As a matter of fact, if they don’t engage in this kind of thing, we call them out as GAY.