If You Weren’t Already Afraid Of Doctors…
I’ve got the story for you. Plus if my analysis of our traffic log indicates anything, it’s that what readership we have loves stories about, well, wangs. But if our previous post about homemade cosmetic surgery didn’t make you cross your legs in horror, I’m sure this one will!
A Shelby County man and his wife said two doctors amputated the man’s penis without his consent, and have filed a lawsuit.
According to the lawsuit, Philip Seaton, 61, went to have a circumcision last Octoberas part of treatment for a medical condition. Seaton said when he woke up from the procedure, he realized his penis had been amputated.
The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed.
Kevin George, the plaintiff’s attorney, said Patterson amputated the organ after finding cancer, but he only had consent to remove the foreskin.
Evidently the lead surgeon decided at that point that clearly, this man who was letting him take a knife to his donger would be a-okay with the idea of having the whole damn thing lobbed off, because it’s cancer and penile cancer frequently spreads to the brain and kills men within hours of discovery.
I don’t know about you, gentle reader, but I’m kind of doubting the validity of this whole argument. What do you think? Crazy doctor who enjoys mutilating genitals? Bad case of penis envy, perhaps? Discuss!
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Sounds more like the doctor fucked up and he’s trying to cover by saying it was penis cancer.
Can I see that happening, where they go in and it’s so obviously cancer ridden it needs to come off? Sure. But it’d be one of those “He needs to order special clothing to hide the tumor” scenarios like you see in documentaries and shit.
At least the guy is past the age of regular usage of it.
Mayhaps, but I’m not sure how bad of a miss you’d have to make to turn a circumcision into a castration.
It’d be like trying to chop a vegetable on a counter top and somehow hitting the microwave.
Maybe the performing surgeon was Dr. McNinja.