Catholicism After Dark
In a strange reversal of fortune from the last post, there are some within the church who want you to know that women aren’t so bad - in fact, one particular man really wants you to know that sometimes, at the very least, women devoted to the Catholic Church are smoking hot:
An Italian priest and theologian said Sunday he is organizing an online beauty pageant for nuns to give them more visibility within the Catholic Church and to fight the stereotype that they are all old and dour.
Nuns will fill out a profile including information about their life and vocation as well as a photograph. It will be up to them to choose whether to pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered.
“We are not going to parade nuns in bathing suits,” Rungi said by telephone from his town of Mondragone. “But being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun. External beauty is gift from God, and we mustn’t hide it.”
I’m sure this will go great with all sorts of fetishists who love to imagine a hot nun spanking them with a ruler, but other than that, I really have no idea what this guy is thinking. Are there really an abundance of sisters you’d like to fuck (if only they weren’t sworn to chastity) out there who are disappointed by the fact that there aren’t men popping boners and then heading to the confessional booth immediately upon seeing them? Hell, if it doesn’t get shut down from the inevitable outraged letters, I wouldn’t be surprised if it got any entries except rejects from Myspace posing in their Halloween outfits.
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Hey, it’s bizarre, but really, it’s the best damn news concerning the Catholic church and sex we’ve had in years.
… Can I have the full version of the image in the article?
I’ve seen it before, so I’ll see what I can do. I mean, “shame on you, John!” …keep an eye on your PM box.
I agree with Sophi. Any step forward is a good idea at this point.
I second the “Shame on you, John!” comment. I mean, how low do you have to go to want to see a full picture of a nun with killer cleavage? Evil!
In fact, I’ll need to have a copy sent to my PM box as well, just so I can see exactly what he thought would be so fantastic. I’ll be examining it in the bathroom, thankyouverymuch.